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the-diogenes:

*dramatic end credit music*

Will our hero stick to his diet? And just how much paperwork does it take to rig a Korean election?

Find out in two years.

clothobuerocracy:

sunshineface0014:

ridge:

it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them

!!!!!!!!!

Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?

(Source: walkers-at-the-barricade)

forrestfae:

laverne cox and ellen page at the 25th annual glaad media awards

ELLEN PAGE IS HAVING A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE AND LAVERNE COX LOOKS LIKE HER FAIRY GODMOTHER

(Source: jbaggles)

begitalarcos:

Why don’t you just go be with your best friend
And boyfriend

Steve

cuteness-daily:

When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

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(Source: thecutestofthecute)

nekosmuse:

gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

So my 5 year old son has hit that age where nighttime is scary because monsters. His dad let him watch this movie (much to my chagrin) except, instead of making the situation worse, it actually eliminated it completely. Now when he goes to bed he takes the cat with him. The cat is more than happy to curl up at the foot of his bed, and he’s no longer afraid because, don’t worry mommy, the kitty will protect me.

(Source: christinahendricks)

(Source: tooshaknowsbest)

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

greenwithenby:

bookworm-goddess:

jadehariey:

aberrantkenosis:

gotta go fast

he went too fast

I think he knocked himself unconscious.

The automatic door has pretty good comic timing.

is that just plastic though? the hell?

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

greenwithenby:

bookworm-goddess:

jadehariey:

aberrantkenosis:

gotta go fast

he went too fast

I think he knocked himself unconscious.

The automatic door has pretty good comic timing.

is that just plastic though? the hell?

in-my-mouth:

Unagi Don (Japanese Eel Rice Bowl)

in-my-mouth:

Unagi Don (Japanese Eel Rice Bowl)

"I just love bowls so much" [x]

(Source: sparkstilinski)

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

compasswaters:

100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you